Monday 14 June 2010

Defence crisis worsens after King ruled out

Front page news on my paper this morning.

My God, the country is on the verge of disaster.

Will Queen come to the rescue ?

But no.

This is 22 men kicking hot air about as some, with little else to do, watch, fascinated.

Get ready for the biggest depression to descend on England's men since Germany beat us in the World cup in 1990.

Thank God there will be some sane women about to get us through as the nation's workforce becomes immobilised and refuses to get out of bed for a week.

Mrs Cameron - over to you.

1 comment:

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