Thursday, 26 May 2011

Amazing new technology in Ulverston

As everyone knows, the soil in Furness is very rich in Iron. It made some people in the past very rich.

Now we have some that are exploring the latest scientific break through:

That of growing scaffolding poles straight out of the soil.

This tried and tested method of growing wood from trees is being used in the very centre of the town to grow steel.

Best wishes to those in Ulverston with a flair for innovation.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

What happened to the scout flags ?
Have we we closed the library, no flags A590 poor.?
Come on Ralph 9 out of 10
try harder.
Develop the skills and pass then on.
Train your successor.
hand it over to the youngest man in Ulverston GEOFF DELLOW.
A breath of fresh air

"Veritas odit moras"

You may
translate Ralph.
ALBAN

Gladys Hobson said...

Yes, all sorts of minerals. Are you growing Copper Beeches too?

Geoff Dellow said...

Nice one Gladys.

We could do with more humour on these pages!