Hope you haven't got a photographer in the house

That's a silly hope - he'll (it's most likely to be a he - women aren't normally that obsessive - they're multitaskers after all - how can they be?) be spending his time outdoors.

I have to be wary - it could be the end of a 'beautiful relationship'.

"Do you mind, dear, if I stop again (for the tenth time) to take a photograph, darling."

" You carry on, you big Oaf"

"Can't you see that I'm frozen to the spot waiting after the last request"
"I'd have gone home an hour ago if I could only move"

"The Christmas Turkey must be a lovely shade of black - no charcoal - by now. It will look really beautiful with some gold trimmings around it - really show them off well."

Well here's the result:

True art is far more to be prized than a slap-up meal; isn't it?

Well isn't it?

Surely you've got to say "YES"

Upper Gill Banks

Yes, yet another (bloody) sunrise/set with snow in the fore/middle/backgound

"Surely we can have a picture of a cat by the Christmas Tree for a change"

Funny you should say that:

"Do you mind Dear whether I just slip this one in too, Darling, Honey bunch . . .  that meal was delicious"

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